Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Bored??LOL!! sorry ar.. too bored at attachment already.. nothing to do so i shall post something to share with everyone that comes over to read my blog^^
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER first"What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and MattressHusband: Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Wife: "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Husband: No, It means, "With Idiot For Ever !!!"Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.Woman asked man who is traveling with six children,
Woman: All these kids are urs ???
Man: No, I work in a condom factory & these are customers' complaints.
Son: What's the difference between confidence and confidential??
Dad: You are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
Mother: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
*Mother Fainted*=D hope u guys have at least smiled k!! if not i post for wad!! =P
*prays the clock faster turns to 6PM*
signing off,deathcap
Crumbling off
07:25
